Do I need to be a pro to bring that Pro Shit?®
- No! You don’t have to be a professional poker player at all. All you have to do is wear Pro Shit® swag and tell people you’ve brought that Pro Shit®. It’s that easy.
What if others at the table tell me they’ve brought that Pro Shit®?
- Unless they are wearing the official Pro Shit® swag – they haven’t really brought it.
How do I become a pro so I can really bring that Pro Shit®?
- First – buy some Pro Shit® swag
- Second – start a vlog. Record yourself with a stack of chips you’ve just purchased from the cage – no need to actually win when you can buy!
- Third – only show hands that you have won – even if by pure luck – you can tell everyone it’s because you bring that Pro Shit®!
What if I’m a net negative loser?
- That’s the beauty of bringing that Pro Shit®! You can be a loser and continue to tell people you bring that Pro Shit® to every game – and you’re not lying! Tell them you’re a pro and make your living off of poker.